chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/


rlmjob:

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs


drawing-bored:

in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.


thetwerkking:

when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you
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don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott


aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”


vinebox:

HAHHAAHHAH a sea lion trying to eat my hand


sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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violynt:

please love sharks


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