sarabakale:

Bobby Hill, everybody.


dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”


When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?


What did the leg say to the foot?

keefvanhorn:

Ur a legend


sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.


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