lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up


legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*


officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows


teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary


spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯


dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.


It’ll be all over soon buddy


kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.


THEME