ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well


burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong


canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever


  • Job interviewer: So what do you does?
  • Me: I'm a hoe. A strippa hoe

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community


burghers:

when people say nice things about you

image


2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor


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